Twas the night before implementation
Alright, so I had the following emailed to me from a client. The author is unknown that started this. (Or at least unknown to me) And I have made some small modifications to this from what was sent to me. Either way, this is Very fitting, funny, and hope that is brings a smile to everyone's face that read's it!
"Twas the night before implementation, and all through the house
not a program was working, not even a browse.
The consultants were hung by their laptops in despair, with hopes that a miracle would soon be there.
The users were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of inquiries danced in their heads.
When out of the hall arose such a clatter, I sprang from my desk to see what was the matter.
And to my wondering eyes should appear, but a Super consultant with a six pack of beer.
His resume glowed with experience so rare, he turned out great code with that special consultant's flair.
More rapid than eagles, his customizations they came, and he whistled and shouted and called them by name:
On Update! On Add! On Inquire! On Delete!
On Migrate! On Closing!
On Dynamics AX Complete!
His eyes were glazed over, fingers nimble and lean, from weekends and nights spent in front of a screen.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
soon came me to know, I had nothing to dread.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, turning specs into code, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger on the ENTER KEY,
the system came up and worked properly.
The updates updated; the deletes, they deleted; The inquiries inquired; and the closings completed.
He tested each whistle, and tested each bell, with nary a failure, and all had gone well.
The system was finished and all tests were considered.
The client's last changes were even configured.
The clients exclaimed with a snarl and a taunt,
'It's just what I asked for, but not what I want.'"
I hope you enjoyed that! Merry Christmas! May God bless each and everyone of you. May peace, joy, and love be with all of you now and going forward into the new year. Make sure to give thanks to our Creator for the days you have, and the love of the people in your lives!
Check back soon!
Find a job at: www.DynamicsAXJobs.com
"Twas the night before implementation, and all through the house
not a program was working, not even a browse.
The consultants were hung by their laptops in despair, with hopes that a miracle would soon be there.
The users were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of inquiries danced in their heads.
When out of the hall arose such a clatter, I sprang from my desk to see what was the matter.
And to my wondering eyes should appear, but a Super consultant with a six pack of beer.
His resume glowed with experience so rare, he turned out great code with that special consultant's flair.
More rapid than eagles, his customizations they came, and he whistled and shouted and called them by name:
On Update! On Add! On Inquire! On Delete!
On Migrate! On Closing!
On Dynamics AX Complete!
His eyes were glazed over, fingers nimble and lean, from weekends and nights spent in front of a screen.
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
soon came me to know, I had nothing to dread.
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work, turning specs into code, then turned with a jerk.
And laying his finger on the ENTER KEY,
the system came up and worked properly.
The updates updated; the deletes, they deleted; The inquiries inquired; and the closings completed.
He tested each whistle, and tested each bell, with nary a failure, and all had gone well.
The system was finished and all tests were considered.
The client's last changes were even configured.
The clients exclaimed with a snarl and a taunt,
'It's just what I asked for, but not what I want.'"
I hope you enjoyed that! Merry Christmas! May God bless each and everyone of you. May peace, joy, and love be with all of you now and going forward into the new year. Make sure to give thanks to our Creator for the days you have, and the love of the people in your lives!
Check back soon!
Find a job at: www.DynamicsAXJobs.com
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